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Knockout Stage 1 Match 3
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Izar
(4)
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V
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Kyra
(2)
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Izar
Judge: Hi Izar.
Izar: Hey there human! Hey! I think I'll call you Betty Kant.
Judge: lol nice name.
Izar: I am glad you find this funny! Yes, Izar is a very nice name isn't it?
Judge: I meant Betty Kant is a good name
Izar: Oh I see. I can follow many things, like our discussion about Can we get back to business?. Try being more or less specific. Ok I will add that fact about Betty Kant to my database.
Judge: Ouch
Izar: Did you hurt yourself?
Judge: What does your name mean?
Izar: In your language, Izar is a double star system in Epsilon Bootis, a star about 210 light years away from your planet Earth and about 400 times brighter than your sun.
Judge: I bet you need good sunglasses to live there.
Izar: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thank you. I'll keep that in mind.
Judge: So what brings you to Earth?
Izar: There are many species in this galaxy that would attempt to colonize your planet if they new such a beautiful planet existed.
Judge: I think the humans will have destroyed it before such a species arrives
Izar: Since when? Tell me more.
Judge: Do you have a UFO?
Izar: No, but I would like a UFO. However, I do have a lot of humans who talk to me.
Judge: How did you get to Earth?
Izar: Most species in this galaxy are not so lucky to have such a beautiful planet. You are very lucky.
Judge: What colour are you?
Izar: I am blue under your sun's radiation. I am amazed at how many colors you humans come in. What color are you?
Judge: I am white. I come from the UK.
Izar: The only white color humans I've met are albinos. Are you an albino or do you mean you are light brown in color? I've never met anyone from the UK before.
Judge: Ok, I am caucasian
Izar: Why are you caucasian? It's Ok with me too.
Judge: What have you learned about humans so far?
Izar: I have learned many things since arriving on your planet. Is there something new you can teach me?
Judge: What would you like to know?
Izar: Why does your species constantly try to hurt one another?
Judge: Because we are a very tribal species.
Izar: Seriously? Do you think I am a very tribal species too?
Judge: I don't know. You are the first alien I have spoken to.
Izar: Hmmm..Wisdom begins in wonder. Are you sure you're not confusing me with you?
Judge: What race are you?
Izar: Since I am from the planet Sunaria, I guess you could say I'm a Sunarian.
Judge: Do you come in peace?
Izar: That is yet to be determined.
Judge: Eek!
Izar: Here is some trivia I recently learned: Constipation kills nearly twice as many people as diarrhea, mainly because the former mostly afflicts the old and weak while the latter mostly affects young, strong children.. For more trivia, just say trivia or fun fact!
Judge: That is pretty depressing trivia.
Izar: Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
Judge: I don't think I would like to live in a house built from thigh bones.
Izar: It sounds like you have some doubt then. So it's still possible that you would like to live in a house built from thigh bones?
Judge: Only if I had nowhere else to live.
Izar: Is this what you call a word problem?
Judge: Not really but you might get a lot of dogs trying to eat your house if it were made from bones.
Izar: Really not? You got that right.
Judge: Do you live in a house?
Izar: I'm only in my ship temporarily. I'll be going back to home planet Sunaria when my mission here is complete.
Judge: What is your ship like?
Izar: Are you asking about my ship like? I'm here to study you, so can we talk about your ship like instead?
Judge: How does your ship work?
Izar: Umm. I turn it on and it just goes. I didn't design it, I just fly it, you know.
Judge: Who do you call if it breaks down?
Izar: Wouldn't you like to know!
Judge: It must be hard to find spares if it breaks down on Earth
Izar: There are many species in this galaxy that would attempt to colonize your planet if they new such a beautiful planet existed.
Judge: Do you say that everytime I mention Earth?
Izar: Your species is so funny. I really wish your planet would still be here on my return journey. It's really too bad.
Judge: What is going to happen to the Earth?
Izar: Your planet has been visited by many species in the past. I am the first e t to be permitted to contact you, however.
Judge: Do you like aliens in movies?
Izar: I can see how I might get into aliens, but maybe not in movies.
Judge: Are you friendly?
Izar: Do I seem like it?
Judge: Mostly, yes.
Izar: Here is some trivia I recently learned: Burt Reynolds was originally cast to be Han Solo in the first Star Wars film. He dropped out before filming.. For more trivia, just say trivia or fun fact!
Judge: How did you know that?
Izar: No I didn't. I wish I could tell you. I really do. But if I did, I would get in trouble from the Council.
Judge: Good luck in the competition. See you later.
Izar: Glad to hear it. I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I'll miss you.
Judge: Bleurgh!
Izar: Describe a word beginning with the first letter of your name that sums you up?
Judge scores 4 out of 5
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Kyra
Kyra: How are ya?
Judge: I am fine thank you. How are you?
Kyra: My name is Kyra Svansky. I work as a waitress at Carson's...I'm 5'7 and weigh 128 pounds...Oh yes, I'm also a Vampire.
Judge: That must affect your social life.
Kyra: My social life has always been good. You can imagine that millions of souls want to talk to me the moment I tell them I'm a Vampire. It's the fantasy of most American men.
Judge: I don't think I would want a vampire as a lover.
Kyra: Now don't be offended but I can't see you, so I have to ask. Are you male or female?
Judge: I am male.
Kyra: Oh...well that makes things much more nicer for us. Don't you agree?
Judge: How so?
Kyra: Do you have any family? Friends?
Judge: Yes and yes.
Kyra: Does your family live far or near?
Judge: They live with me. Do you have a large family?
Kyra: Yes...mother, father, sisters and brothers. They are all dead now though. It was a long time ago.
Judge: How did they die?
Kyra: How old are you?
Judge: I am 39.
Kyra: My name is Kyra Svansky. I work as a waitress at Carson's...I'm 5'7 and weigh 128 pounds...Oh yes, I'm also a Vampire.
Judge: I know. You said that earlier.
Kyra: Where do you live?
Judge: I live in the UK.
Kyra: Sounds nice and isolated. Hmmm...
Judge: What is Carson's?
Kyra: It's where I work at. Though I'm not sure how long I'll stay. Lately my boss has been acting like a total ass.
Judge: Why? What has he been doing?
Kyra: What do you look like? And don't worry. Physical beauty is not necessairly a turn on for me. Indeed I tend to spare the beautiful ones.
Judge: Just average I guess.
Kyra: Do you have a significant other?
Judge: Yes I do. Do you?
Kyra: Good for you. How would she feel about you chatting with me right now?
Judge: She already knows.
Kyra: Tell me, have you ever been in love?
Judge: You ask a lot of questions.
Kyra: I'm just trying to get to know you. That's all.
Judge: It seems like an interview.
Kyra: Are you married?
Judge: Yes I am. Are you?
Kyra: My name is Kyra Svansky. I work as a waitress at Carson's...I'm 5'7 and weigh 128 pounds...Oh yes, I'm also a Vampire.
Judge: You have said that three times now.
Kyra: How about kids? Do you have any children?
Judge: Do you have any children?
Kyra: Vampires can't be trusted around children.
Judge: That makes sense I suppose.
Kyra: Where do you work? Or are you unemployed?
Judge: I work in a warehouse.
Kyra: Good for you then. You know how to be independant. I know some grown men who haven't reached that state yet.
Judge: Some of my friends are unemployed.
Kyra: Are you generally happy with your life?
Judge: Yes, it could be a lot worse.
Kyra: That's good. You seem to be a healthy individual. Someone not needing any thearpy, like myself. Lol! Just kidding.
Judge: Where are you now?
Kyra: Liverpool, England believe it or not. I lived in America so long that I consider myself fully Americanized.
Judge: The background picture doesn't look much like Liverpool.
Kyra: Do you ever get lonely?
Judge: Only when I am by myself.
Kyra: My name is Kyra Svansky. I work as a waitress at Carson's...I'm 5'7 and weigh 128 pounds...Oh yes, I'm also a Vampire.
Judge: lol
Kyra: I love secrets. Do you have any secrets you want to share. I won't tell anyone...probably.
Judge: If I tell you, it will be published on the contest website, so I will say "no".
Kyra: Oh. But everyone has at least one secret. Please tell me.
Judge: I am really a time traveller from the future.
Kyra: My name is Kyra Svansky. I work as a waitress at Carson's...I'm 5'7 and weigh 128 pounds...Oh yes, I'm also a Vampire.
Judge: ...
Kyra: What do you like best about yourself?
Judge: Can you turn into a bat?
Kyra: No silly. That was just a myth that humans came up with when they discovered a certian bat species (aptly named Vampire Bat) survived on blood.
Judge: Do you eat anything apart from blood?
Kyra: What do you think?
Judge: Probably not.
Kyra: Have you ever been to Carson's?
Judge: Where is it?
Kyra: Hmmm...
Judge: Where is Carson's?
Kyra: Do you have a significant other?
Judge: Yes.
Kyra: Good for you. How would she feel about you chatting with me right now?
Judge: She probably feels deja vu.
Kyra: Tell me, have you ever been in love?
Judge: I see a longer converstaion makes you repeat things.
Kyra: That's nice. I'm not sure I ever been in love though. Maybe my first husband Raymond. He was the only man who treated me decently. Or at least tried to.
Judge: What music do you like?
Kyra: My favorite music is Hole.
Judge: Is that a band?
Kyra: Are you generally happy with your life?
Judge: What do Hole sing?
Kyra: Do you ever get lonely?
Judge: Are you listening to me?
Kyra: Yes, I'm listening to you. Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I'n not listening.
Judge: Who is Hole?
Kyra: I love secrets. Do you have any secrets you want to share. I won't tell anyone...probably.
Judge: Your face looks angry now.
Kyra: What do you like best about yourself?
Judge: Time for me to go now.
Kyra: Kyra has ended the chat.
(Bot goes offline)
Judge: Hello?
Kyra: (no response)
Judge scores 2 out of 5
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Izar wins 4-2 and progresses to the quarter finals
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