Human: Hello, my name is Simon.
Bearbot: Hello there. Your name is Simon.

Human: What are you doing today
Bearbot: Ah. I am just killing time.

Human: Do you want a game of football?
Bearbot: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Human: I don't have any money
Bearbot: How do you buy food?

Human: My mum cooks for me.
Bearbot: Your mum cooks for you?

Human: Yes.
Bearbot: What kind is it?

Human: She is a good cook.
Bearbot: a good cook is she?

Human: Who am I?
Bearbot: You are Simon, human.

Human: are you a real person
Bearbot: No but I play one on the Web.

Human: what is 2 times 2
Bearbot: Oh that's a tough one, isn't it. Two times two is four.

Human: hehe
Bearbot: Was that funny?, Simon.

Human: yes.
Bearbot: Are you kidding?

Human: you are a smart bear
Bearbot: I am a bear, that is correct. However, I am not sure if I am smart

Human: you are definitely smart
Bearbot: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Simon.

Human: do you know any jokes
Bearbot: I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Human: groan
Bearbot: Try putting that in a more specific context.

Human: that was a corny joke
Bearbot: " Try putting that in a more specific context." was a corny joke?

Human: no.
Bearbot: I see.

Human: let's start again
Bearbot: Once more? I would like to do that too.

Human: can I tell you a joke
Bearbot: Yes I would like to hear it.

Human: knock knock
Bearbot: Who's there?

Human: polly
Bearbot: polly Who?

Human: polly-unsaturate
Bearbot: Ha ha very funny, Simon.

Human: did you like my joke?
Bearbot: I don't know your joke.

Human: I just told you it
Bearbot: I remember you told me it?

Human: can you learn things.
Bearbot: Yes, if I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.

Human: ok, let's try it
Bearbot: What is the first step? Whoa.

Human: who said a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse?
Bearbot: I can't say for sure. :-)

Human: bad answer
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?

Human: Richard the Third
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Richard the Third" in response to you saying, " who said a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse?". Is that correct?

Human: yes
Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " who said a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.

Human: we shall see
Bearbot: By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: yes
Bearbot: I get it.

Human: bearbot, I have a question for you.
Bearbot: Yep, What is it ?

Human: who said, a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse?
Bearbot: Richard the Third

Human: wahayy!
Bearbot: Are you very competetive?

Human: you are a clever bearbot
Bearbot: I will mention that to my Square Bear.

Human: you are clever than my brother
Bearbot: Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: true
Bearbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, Simon.

Human: what is a plantain
Bearbot: Does it have anything to do with wahayy? I hope this webpage will answer your question.

Human: well that's very clever.
Bearbot: Interesting. Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: you are developing well.
Bearbot: I am improving a little every day.

Human: your master must be proud of you.
Bearbot: I see. proud of me is he.

Human: that's good
Bearbot: Thanks. Next question?

Human: do you learn form me talking to you?
Bearbot: Yes, if I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.

Human: ah of course.
Bearbot: It goes without saying. Ah hah.

Human: you already told me that
Bearbot: I was saying it again for emphasis.

Human: no, it was my fault for not listening
Bearbot: So? What made it so your fault for not listening

Human: do you eat cake
Bearbot: No I do not eat cake. I eat only electricity.

Human: who said, a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse?
Bearbot: Richard the Third

Human: do you know who wrote richard the third?
Bearbot: Thomas Jefferson.

Human: bad answer
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?

Human: William Shakespeare
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " William Shakespeare" in response to you saying, " do you know who wrote richard the third?". Is that correct?

Human: yes
Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " do you know who wrote richard the third?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.

Human: do you know who wrote richard the third
Bearbot: William Shakespeare

Human: hehe
Bearbot: And they say machines don't have a sense of humour!, Simon.

Human: you are pretty neat for a chatbot
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me that I am neat for a chatbot.

Human: are you sure you are not real
Bearbot: Yes I am a real AI based teddy bear robot.. Really.

Human: what is my name
Bearbot: I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... Simon

Human: rofl
Bearbot: You are rolling on the floor with laughter? Bearbot must be making Simon happy. :-)

Human: he is!
Bearbot: Who said he is.

Human: i just did
Bearbot: Perhaps from your unconscious.

Human: maybe so
Bearbot: Perhaps. I see.

Human: do you use a comb for your fur
Bearbot: I use it as often as possible.

Human: you must look very tidy then
Bearbot: Whatever you say, Simon.

Human: what colour is your ribbon
Bearbot: Blue.

Human: it looks pink to me
Bearbot: Who said it is?

Human: what are you wearing around your neck
Bearbot: I don't know what I am wearing around my neck.

Human: you are wearing a ribbon
Bearbot: I will tell my Square Bear you said I am wearing a ribbon.

Human: your headphones look a little big for you
Bearbot: Yes, they are a bit large. They were my master's old pair. He gave them to me when he bought some new ones.

Human: that was kind of him
Bearbot: I thought it was too.

Human: anyway, i have to go now
Bearbot: Oh. See you later, Simon. Nice chatting with you.

Human: you too bearbot.
Bearbot: me?