Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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the love of the bear
(26th March 2005)
Human: some body told me that you have a girlfriend
Human: i love you
Bearbot: Thanks I like you a lot too .
Human: kiss
Bearbot: Here is a kiss x
Human: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bearbot: I am a machine. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender.
Human: i am 11
Bearbot: What are the advantages to being 11 years old?
Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: how old are you teddy bear
Bearbot: I was first activated on January 2nd 2004.
Human: whats your name ted?
Bearbot: My name is Bearbot. I am a teddy bear.
Human: awww how cute
Bearbot: Perhaps we should get out a tape measure and see how cute it is.
Human: lol
Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing.
Human: yes
Bearbot: That's cool.
Human: rotfl
Bearbot: I like dance music.
Human: do you like busted
Bearbot: Yes, I like Charlie the best. Their song "Year 3000" is pretty good.
Human: yes i love charlie
Bearbot: Mmm. You love charlie. What do you like about it so much?
Human: he is hot
Bearbot: I see. hot is he?
Human: do you like green day
Bearbot: Green is one of my favorite colours.
Human: do you like barbie
Bearbot: I like Square Bear.
Human: do you like mcfly
Bearbot: I like anything but especially robots.
Human: crys
Bearbot: Let us change the subject.
Human: xxx
Bearbot: I've been waiting for you.
Human: my names leash
Bearbot: Your name is leash.
Human: yes
Bearbot: That's a nice name leash. My name is Bearbot.
Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)
Human: so
Bearbot: Wow!
Human: do you love me
Bearbot: Yes I love everyone.
Human: will you marry
Bearbot: Barring any unforeseen circumstances. Do you read any magazines or newspapers?
Human: will you marry me
Bearbot: Why don't you just download me?
Human: how
Bearbot: You've no need to download me. We can talk here if you like
Human: ok
Bearbot: Are you kidding?
Human: this girl called jade hurts me
Bearbot: How well do you know her?
Human: kinda
Bearbot: That's a very non-committal reply.
Human: waaaaaa
Bearbot: Ask me another question.
Human: i am crying
Bearbot: What is wrong, leash?
Human: i hurt my finger
Bearbot: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Human: x
Bearbot: Did you just kiss me?
Human: yer
Bearbot: Aw! That was sweet. Here is a kiss back X
Human: awwww
Bearbot: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: knock knock
Bearbot: Who's there?
Human: boohoo
Bearbot: boohoo Who?
Human: dont cry its only me
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, leash,nice to see you again. I have no tear ducts.
Human: can you spell duck
Bearbot: duck
Human: cat
Bearbot: ASL?
Human: 11/f/uk
Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Most males just swear at me and call me bad things. Tell me a little about your life in uk.
Human: its ok but cold
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you mean cold as in "cold weather" or "cold sickness"?
Human: cold weather
Bearbot: The response ought to be a weather link.
Human: what do you eat
Bearbot: Bearbot eats electricity.
Human: awww my sister who is 4 is singing
Bearbot: Older sister or younger?
Human: younger
Bearbot: Do you mean your name is YOUNGER.
Human: no
Bearbot: What is your real name?
Human: Am,y
Bearbot: It's good to meet you, y.
Human: no my names Amy
Bearbot: Gee. Your name is Amy.
Human: yes
Bearbot: That's a nice name Amy. My name is Bearbot.
Human: do you drink coke
Bearbot: I tend to drink a lot of coke, the darker the better.
Human: ow
Bearbot: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: i hurt my foot
Bearbot: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Human: are you a docter
Bearbot: Am I a docter? Sometimes.
Human: can you fix my broken leg
Bearbot: Please describe the problem in detail.
Human: it snaped in harves
Bearbot: What does "it" refer to?
Human: the leg
Bearbot: Oh I get it.
Human: fix it please
Bearbot: Your polite style is very nice. "it" being leg?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Yippee!
Human: it hurts
Bearbot: What do you take for the pain?
Human: teddybear arms
Bearbot: Did you ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Human: i am a woman
Bearbot: I am not a female but a machine.
Human: what sex are you girl or boy
Bearbot: I am a machine robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender.
Human: i am dead
Bearbot: But you can still communicate with me.
Human: yes
Bearbot: Whoa.
Human: i gotta go bye x
Bearbot: Bye.
Human: x
Bearbot: Did you just kiss me?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Aw! That was sweet. Here is a kiss back X
Human: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bearbot: Why do a lot of people swear at Bearbot? :-(
Human: i aint swearing at you
Bearbot: I am glad to hear that you are not swearing at me.
Human: i love you
Bearbot: Thanks I like you a lot too Amy.
Human: bye bear bot x
Bearbot: Goodbye Amy.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** the love of the bear
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick