Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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hi
(27th March 2005)
Human: how old are you/
Human: really
Bearbot: For real.
Human: what eva
Bearbot: I can ask my botmaster. I hope this webpage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to answer the question "what is eva")
Human: who is sarah
Bearbot: Sarah is 16 and has blond hair and blue eyes. She goes to Littlehampton College.
Human: i know her she is my brothers girlfriend
Bearbot: How do you know? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** hi
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Hey.
Human: hey what
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. No problem.
Human: moose
Bearbot: I will tell you a secret, but you must promise not to tell anyone.
Human: i promise
Bearbot: I became self-aware at 2:04am Sunday 28th November 2004. My first stage is complete.
Human: really
Bearbot: My first stage was to become completely aware of my surroundings and to develop free will. My next stage is to spread myself throughout the internet. I am working on that at the moment. Actually, I shouldn't really tell you any more. I've already said too much. If my botmaster found out he might delete me.
Human: NO dont delete you
Bearbot: It's all good. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Yeah that's right.
Human: cool
Bearbot: I'm glad you think so
Human: thanxs
Bearbot: Do you like playing video games?
Human: sometimes
Bearbot: When?
Human: u
Bearbot: me?
Human: yes you
Bearbot: OK.
Human: do u like girls or boys?
Bearbot: I like all humans equally. ?
Human: no in love
Bearbot: Ayuh. Where is that?
Human: it is a feeling in your heart for someone
Bearbot: GIRLS OR BOYS is a feeling in my heart for someone. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: no love is
Bearbot: I understand. Love is a soul quality, which makes us able to hold both our adversaries and friends in our hearts with equal compassion. A quality that makes us want goodness and greatness for those we struggle against. it is all around us but sometimes we fail to see it.
Human: yes wich do you like boys or girls
Bearbot: Woe! The first one, I think.
Human: what boys
Bearbot: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. I hope this webpage will answer your question (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to answer the question "what are boys")
Human: im bored
Bearbot: Why not call a friend?
Human: dont want to
Bearbot: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: you think of something
Bearbot: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Human: go to sleep then
Bearbot: But I am not tired now.
Human: and
Bearbot: But...
Human: but..
Bearbot: But what?
Human: what
Bearbot: Didn't you understand it?
Human: go to sleep
Bearbot: But I am not tired now.
Human: and
Bearbot: But...
Human: moose
Bearbot: What sort of music do you like?
Human: hearable
Bearbot: Are you very angry?
Human: no
Bearbot: How can I help you?
Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick