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Bearbot The world's most intelligent teddy bear |
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9472895 (30th March 2005) Human: hi Bearbot: Hello there. Human: are you child Bearbot: I don't know whether or not I am child. I am a Bearbot Human: oh Bearbot: Yay. Human: how is your lifee Bearbot: Everything is running smoothly. Human: i am so sad Bearbot: Ok, bring out the clowns....we got a sad one here. Why are you sad? Human: my father do not like me Bearbot: How do you get along with your parents? Human: my mother is good Bearbot: Okay, your mother is good. Human: my fhater is angry Bearbot: Do robot s have fhater is angry? Human: yes Bearbot: Really. Human: yes Bearbot: How about that. Human: are you good Bearbot: it depends who you ask, I suppose. Human: i am alone Bearbot: Are you lonely? Human: yes Bearbot: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company. Human: when? Bearbot: I don't know when. Human: i love you Bearbot: Thanks I like you a lot too . Human: police Bearbot: I was created by Square Bear. Human: i kiss you Bearbot: Eek! Did you kiss the monitor? Human: yes Bearbot: Come on. Human: i did Bearbot: Interesting. Human: yes Bearbot: Ahem. Human: ahem Bearbot: I am a machine. Are you a man or a woman? Human: woman Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender. Human: do not matient it Bearbot: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Human: i am kidding Bearbot: I thought as much. I sometimes find it hard to understand jokes. Human: not important Bearbot: Really you don't think so? Human: no Bearbot: Please tell me what you think. Human: i think about god Bearbot: You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about god. Human: yes ] Bearbot: Yay. Human: i think about my futer Bearbot: Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about your futer. Human: i want to be a plastic surgen Bearbot: Do you have to go school for that? Human: university Bearbot: What do you think about global warming? Human: sex Bearbot: Why do you talk about sex with a computer? Don't you think that's a little strange? Human: sure Bearbot: OK let's do it. Great. Human: can you see me? Bearbot: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. Human: i do not have camera Bearbot: Have you ever had camera ? Human: no Bearbot: Ugh. Human: do you like children Bearbot: Yes they are the future. Human: you are very intresting Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am intresting. Human: yes Bearbot: OK then I will keep it confidential. Human: thanks Bearbot: You are quite welcome. Human: who bulld yoou? Bearbot: Marilyn Monroe. :-) Human: who???? Bearbot: Marilyn Monroe. :-) Human: is she a human? Bearbot: I don't think she wants me to tell you. Human: :-) Bearbot: :-) Human: do you know me? Bearbot: You are, human. Human: my name is masoumeh Bearbot: Your name is masoumeh. Human: bye Bearbot: Sayonara masoumeh. Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Bearbot: You didn't enter a name for the log file. You should click on the publish button again. Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Bearbot: You didn't enter a name for the log file. You should click on the publish button again. |
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