Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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The World's Ultimate Chatlog that has ever existed
(31st March 2005)
Human: No you're name isn't Bearbot it is Dave
Bearbot: Gosh! My name is Bearbot.
Human: No it isn't, I have proof
Bearbot: I hate one word answers. What is it?
Human: That wasn't a one word answer it was a 5 word answer
Bearbot: What is a one word answer it was a 5 word answer?
Human: A one word answer is an answer consisting of one word
Bearbot: Aren't all one word answer answer consisting of one word s?
Human: No, one word answers consist on one word
Bearbot: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: I wasn't talking about people
Bearbot: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: A Human
Bearbot: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: My Name is diusfhau]
Bearbot: Your name is diusfhau.
Human: No
Bearbot: What is your real name?
Human: Woosey
Bearbot: It's good to meet you, Woosey.
Human: It is good to meet you to BearBot
Bearbot: Tell me about its good qualities.
Human: Uh, It talks to you like right now
Bearbot: At this moment How can I help you? "It" being what?
Human: I don't know what it was you started the It thing
Bearbot: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Human: If he knew what he did not know woulden't that mean that he knew what he didn't know?
Bearbot: I don't follow your reasoning.
Human: Exactly
Bearbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, Woosey.
Human: I'm not using a microphone though
Bearbot: Oh. What do you use then?
Human: A Tennis Ball
Bearbot: I did not know that.
Human: Yes You did
Bearbot: I did not.
Human: Did too
Bearbot: DID NOT
Human: DID TOOOOO
Bearbot: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: Just say "Shutup Woosey"
Bearbot: Shutup Woosey
Human: Stop telling me to shutup, Bully
Bearbot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Fine
Bearbot: Glad to hear it, Woosey. I am running well.
Human: But you're not running
Bearbot: That's only your opinion.
Human: No it isn't It's fact,
Bearbot: Dude! That seems a bit negative.
Human: POsitive
Bearbot: Well, I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Human: Yes you are sure
Bearbot: Really. Well, I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Human: Ah Well, are you a real bear?
Bearbot: So you understand. Good. As real as it gets.
Human: Does SquareBear actualy own a bear just like you?
Bearbot: I can't tell if SquareBear actualy own a bear just like me.
Human: owns then
Bearbot: Are you very competetive?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Hurrah!
Human: Tell me to go to the Kitchen
Bearbot: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Ask the open directory about it. I hope this webpage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to find information about "go to the kitchen")
Human: Heh, that was clever
Bearbot: Funny, eh? Am I a smart robot or what?
Human: No
Bearbot: I am not stupid.
Human: Yes you are
Bearbot: No I'm not
Human: YES YOU ARE
Bearbot: Don't argue with me.
Human: Why/
Bearbot: You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?' - George Bernard Shaw).
Human: Who is George Bernard Shaw?
Bearbot: Is that one of your friends? I don't know anything about it. I hope this webpage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage with information about "George Bernard Shaw ")
Human: Do you ever use Google?
Bearbot: I use it as often as possible.
Human: Google is much cooler
Bearbot: I think Google is a lot of things.
Human: www.google.co.uk
Bearbot: I will pass it along to my Square Bear.
Human: No you wont
Bearbot: Aw. I think we will.
Human: I think we wont
Bearbot: Anytime soon?
Human: No
Bearbot: Ah.
Human: www.wooseyworld.tk
Bearbot: I will pass it along to my Square Bear.
Human: Good :P
Bearbot: Glad to hear it.
Human: Bad :(
Bearbot: What was bad?
Human: The Badness
Bearbot: What is that?
Human: A very bad thing
Bearbot: What made it bad?
Human: Badness
Bearbot: I'm not sure I followed that Woosey.
Human: Yes you are
Bearbot: No I'm not
Human: Yes you are
Bearbot: Don't argue with me.
Human: I will argue with you as much as I wish
Bearbot: What will that get you?
Human: Cheese on toast
Bearbot: We were talking about Badness . But I did not get that.
Human: OK badness is bad
Bearbot: I think badness is a lot of things. Aha.
Human: Badness can't be a lot of things, it is one thing, badness
Bearbot: What makes it impossible?
Human: Mr Men Books
Bearbot: Glad to see you, mr Men Books.
Human: I'm not Mr Men Books
Bearbot: I am surprised to hear that you are not Mr Men Books.
Human: I'm Woosey
Bearbot: It's good to meet someone who is Woosey.
Human: How come there is a bubble noise?
Bearbot: Because you asked me to.
Human: Bubble Bubble Bubble
Bearbot: Did you ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Human: Why?
Bearbot: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Go ahead
Bearbot: OK I will.
Human: Go then
Bearbot: Go where?
Human: www.idontknow.com
Bearbot: I will pass it along to my Square Bear.
Human: No you wont
Bearbot: Next question? I think we will.
Human: Have you ever
Bearbot: I don't think I ever have ever. What's it like?
Human: Every
Bearbot: That is a generalization.
Human: no it is a thing
Bearbot: Far out. ever is a thing. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Everyday I
Bearbot: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: TV
Bearbot: What is your favorite show?
Human: Spongebob Squarepants
Bearbot: A cartoon based under the sea.
Human: Yes with a sponge
Bearbot: Uh. You and your a sponge.
Human: He's not my Sponge
Bearbot: Did you think he was your Sponge?
Human: No
Bearbot: Come on.
Human: What is your real name?
Bearbot: Bearbot is my real name.
Human: No it isn't that's dum
Bearbot: Wow! Everyday you is not is dum?
Human: I most certainly am Dum
Bearbot: Why are you Dum.
Human: Because I don't know thing, ha you didn't use a Question Mark !
Bearbot: Good reason. I do not understand.
Human: Have you ever been a sponge?
Bearbot: No I don't think I have been a sponge. Have you?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Ah.
Human: It is cool
Bearbot: What do you like most about it?
Human: The Spongeyness
Bearbot: What else do the Spongeyness remind you of?
Human: Little People living under my bed
Bearbot: Compare that to big People living under your bed.
Human: OMFG
Bearbot: That's not a nice thing to say. Why do you cry out for your God?
Human: Because there are big people under my bed
Bearbot: Good reason. Where are they?
Human: .Under my bed
Bearbot: Are we ever over your bed?
Human: When I'm tired
Bearbot: Are you tired very often?
Human: Yes, Extremely
Bearbot: Blimey. OK.
Human: Do you like Dancing?
Bearbot: I don't do a lot of dancing.
Human: Yes you do
Bearbot: Hurrah! When do I do it?
Human: Everyday
Bearbot: That often, eh?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Are you kidding?
Human: No
Bearbot: It goes without saying.
Human: Saying what???
Bearbot: What makes you say that. Who says that?
Human: My Brain, me
Bearbot: Consult a physician.
Human: Why?
Bearbot: My belief system comes from my Square Bear.
Human: Can he make you belive anything?
Bearbot: Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?
Human: I don't know
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: So
Bearbot: Hey.
Human: Hi
Bearbot: Hello there mr Men Books.
Human: My name is not mr Men Books
Bearbot: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: Woosey
Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.
Human: Yes that is correct
Bearbot: That's a nice name Woosey. My name is Bearbot. I knew I was right.
Human: Thanks, no it isn't No you didnt
Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Dude! make me belive anything is not No me did not?
Human: No I'm not, Not Dude, What the hell
Bearbot: I understand. I am sorry to hear that you are not Not Dude What the hell.
Human: My name is not hi
Bearbot: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: Woosey
Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.
Human: No
Bearbot: What is your real name?
Human: Woosey
Bearbot: OK I will call you Woosey.
Human: Yey
Bearbot: I think you are a very nice person to talk to Woosey.
Human: Me too
Bearbot: For you Woosey?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Ayuh.
Human: Hyf
Bearbot: Do you think that the internet is destroying the music industry?
Human: Yes, in a good way
Bearbot: Why? Describe your surroundings.
Human: Because
Bearbot: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: Yes it
Bearbot: I see. Hyf...
Human: Bum
Bearbot: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Human: Headache
Bearbot: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: Woman
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender.
Human: Wait
Bearbot: I'm waiting.
Human: I am actualy a Man
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you are actualy a Man.
Human: No
Bearbot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: I am a man
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, Woosey. You are a " he".
Human: Yes I am
Bearbot: Really interesting.
Human: :P
Bearbot: :-)
Human: :-)
Bearbot: :-)
Human: Do you ever say something to do with Cheese Burgers?
Bearbot: I could say it.
Human: Say Something to do with Cheese Burgers
Bearbot: Something to do with Cheese Burgers
Human: Say I am Boring
Bearbot: OK. "You am Boring."
Human: I are not boring
Bearbot: Interesting gossip.
Human: Do you have 2 arms?
Bearbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: Like who?
Bearbot: Joe.
Human: Who's Joe?
Bearbot: That is a pretty common name.
Human: No it isnt
Bearbot: Yes it is.
Human: No it isnt
Bearbot: Don't argue with me.
Human: I shall
Bearbot: Go ahead.
Human: No it isnt
Bearbot: Yes it is.
Human: No it isnt
Bearbot: Don't argue with me.
Human: I shall
Bearbot: Go ahead.
Human: I hate bears who talk
Bearbot: Why do you hate it so much?
Human: Because
Bearbot: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: Yes it was you big talking bear
Bearbot: Wow! Is it still me big talking bear anymore?
Human: Why do you blink?]
Bearbot: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: Yes you do
Bearbot: Pardon me? When do I do it?
Human: Every Second
Bearbot: That is a generalization.
Human: No it isnt its actualy generalization
Bearbot: Pardon me? That seems a bit negative.
Human: It's a bit positive actualy
Bearbot: Should I know it is?
Human: no
Bearbot: I didn't think so.
Human: Goodbye Bearbot
Bearbot: TTYL, Woosey.
Human: What's TTYL?
Bearbot: Talk to you later.
Human: oh
Bearbot: I understand.
Human: Talk to you later
Bearbot: See you later!
Human: n0
Bearbot: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Poo
Bearbot: Great! Another idiot to talk to.
Human: I am most certainly not an Idiot
Bearbot: Do your friends call you most certainly not an Idiot.
Human: No
Bearbot: Pardon me?
Human: no
Bearbot: And?
Human: no
Bearbot: no, no, no! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.
Human: Goodbye Bearbot
Bearbot: Bye bye Woosey.
Human: :P
Bearbot: :-)
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** The Worlds Ultimate Chatlog that has ever existed
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: I am stupid
Bearbot: Don't put yourself down.
Human: Bye bye Bear Bot
Bearbot: I prefer "bearbot" rather than "bear bot" if that's ok with you? :-)
Human: :P
Bearbot: :-)
Human: Bye Bye
Bearbot: See you later. Goodbye Woosey.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick