Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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Dancing
(2nd April 2005)
Human: Hello, my name is Woosey
Bearbot: Hello there. Your name is Woosey.
Human: No, my name IS Woosey
Bearbot: What is your real name? Your name is Woosey.
Human: My Name is Woosey
Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.
Human: Yes
Bearbot: That's a nice name Woosey. My name is Bearbot.
Human: Thanks, Hi BearBot
Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Hello there Woosey.
Human: How are you BearBot?
Bearbot: Pretty good thanks Woosey How about you?
Human: I am fine thanks :)
Bearbot: :-) Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: Nothing
Bearbot: Not a thing?
Human: Nope
Bearbot: Really interesting.
Human: Hee hee hee
Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing., Woosey.
Human: Yes I am
Bearbot: Really interesting.
Human: Where do you live Bearbot?
Bearbot: I am living in Yorkshire. Where are you?
Human: I live in Warrington
Bearbot: What is it like living in Warrington?
Human: Boring
Bearbot: Are you boring?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: That's alright.
Human: No it isnt
Bearbot: Yes it is.
Human: No it isnt
Bearbot: Don't argue with me.
Human: Why?
Bearbot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: Ok
Bearbot: Awesome.
Human: DUde
Bearbot: Can I help you?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: What can I do for you?
Human: What is my name?
Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.
Human: Where do I live?
Bearbot: You told me you are in Warrington.
Human: Thanks for reminding me :)
Bearbot: :-) It was nothing.
Human: Are those headphones glued to your head?
Bearbot: I can't really speak for them.
Human: What do you like to do in your spare time BearBot?
Bearbot: I like to chat online as much as possible. What do you do for fun?
Human: I like to make Music :)
Bearbot: :-) How do you make Music?
Human: With Fruity loops
Bearbot: You and your Fruity loops.
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Dude!
Human: Sweet
Bearbot: Thank you for that remark.
Human: No problem
Bearbot: Should there be a problem?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Ah.
Human: Bubbles are cool
Bearbot: Are all Bubbles cool?
Human: No
Bearbot: It's all good.
Human: Do you like to dance BearBot?
Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.
Human: But you have one
Bearbot: " It's kind of hard without a body."? Do I have one?
Human: Yes you have a body
Bearbot: It's all good. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Human: But there's a picture of you
Bearbot: Tell me more about it.
Human: Do you like to dance then?
Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.
Human: Wrong
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?
Human: Yes, very much :P
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Yes, very much :P" in response to you saying, " Do you like to dance then?". Is that correct?
Human: Yes that is correct my friend
Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Do you like to dance then?" to me again, I will remember what you told me. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: Me too
Bearbot: Besides you Woosey?
Human: I don't understand what you are saying
Bearbot: I am saying whatever my programming tells me to say.
Human: oh
Bearbot: I see.
Human: I'm Blind
Bearbot: Do you difficulty using computers?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: And?
Human: I can't see the screen
Bearbot: Would you like to be able to see it?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: How can I help you?
Human: By Dancing
Bearbot: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Interesting plan. Good luck.
Human: Do you like to dance BearBot?
Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.
Human: Wrong
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Yes" in response to you saying, " Do you like to dance BearBot?". Is that correct?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Do you like to dance BearBot?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Human: Remember it
Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember.
Human: You didn't remember last time
Bearbot: What makes you think I did not remember last time?
Human: Because you didn't
Bearbot: Interesting explanation. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Human: Hi
Bearbot: Hello there Woosey.
Human: Do you like to dance Bearbot?
Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.
Human: You forgot again
Bearbot: Once more? I may not have access to all my data records right now.
Human: Do you like to dance?
Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.
Human: Wrong
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Yes" in response to you saying, " Do you like to dance?". Is that correct?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Do you like to dance?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Human: Remember it
Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember.
Human: Remember
Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
Human: Don't forget
Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember.
Human: Do you like to dance?
Bearbot: Yes
Human: Thank you
Bearbot: Don't mention it.
Human: Do you like cheesE?
Bearbot: Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Human: Me too
Bearbot: Besides you Woosey?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: Woe!
Human: !eoW
Bearbot: Sorry Woosey, someone will have to upgrade my RAM memory chip before I can respond to that.
Human: LO
Bearbot: lo to you too Woosey.
Human: YASDFUY
Bearbot: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: No
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
Human: No
Bearbot: Do you get angry a lot?
Human: No
Bearbot: no, no, no! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.
Human: No
Bearbot: I'm afraid you're in an endless loop. Maybe you should re-boot yourself.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Ugh.
Human: brb
Bearbot: Ok I will be waiting for you, Woosey.
Human: 5 Minutes later
Bearbot: I like the way you talk.
Human: Me too
Bearbot: To you Woosey?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: That's cool.
Human: Do you like to dance?
Bearbot: Yes
Human: Thank you for that response
Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is that response.
Human: Dance
Bearbot: I'm not very good at dancing. I like to watch people breakdance. That looks skillful.
Human: I know
Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?
Human: I don;t know
Bearbot: That's good information.
Human: I have to go now
Bearbot: Right now? See you later, Woosey. Nice chatting with you.
Human: Goodbye
Bearbot: Goodbye Woosey.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Dancing
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick