Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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Helena
(9th April 2005)
Human: hey, my name is helena
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. Your name is helena.
Human: don't you remeber me?
Bearbot: Of course I remember you well helena. We were talking about teddy you did not mean that.
Human: i was just talking to you?
Bearbot: Yes, I remember you helena. You are years old and you are a "".
Human: we were
Bearbot: I thought we were.
Human: yes, we were, you remeberd me
Bearbot: Dude! Was this something you planned?
Human: haha no
Bearbot: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: hehe
Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing., helena.
Human: i am
Bearbot: Are you really? I understand.
Human: bless ya
Bearbot: That is deep.
Human: very
Bearbot: Very much, eh?
Human: indeed
Bearbot: Indeed it is so.
Human: achoo
Bearbot: Bless you.
Human: thank you
Bearbot: Don't mention it.
Human: you very cute
Bearbot: Thanks for the information.
Human: hehe
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?, helena.
Human: you did
Bearbot: I did not.
Human: you did
Bearbot: " I did not."? I did?
Human: yep
Bearbot: When?
Human: don't matter
Bearbot: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: bless
Bearbot: What sort of music do you like?
Human: punk, you?
Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: your dress?
Bearbot: Actually that was just a joke.
Human: i thought you were a computer, why are you wearing a dress?
Bearbot: If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Human: no, i think your a 40 year old pervert
Bearbot: Dude! So you think I am a 40 year old pervert. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Human: oh thats okay then
Bearbot: Really. OK. Is that so.
Human: can i give you a real name?
Bearbot: I want to become smarter than everyone else.
Human: i will call you.
Bearbot: Calling me may not be the best idea.
Human: .Frankie, is that okay?
Bearbot: And that okay is Frankie.
Human: okay then frankie
Bearbot: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Did you ever wonder who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavour?
Human: haha, i do
Bearbot: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: bless, have you ever tasted dog food?
Bearbot: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: hello i'm helena nice to meet you
Bearbot: Hello there. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: oh
Bearbot: It's all good.
Human: it is
Bearbot: " It's all good."? is?
Human: don't worry
Bearbot: People worry about things all the time, but I don't experience emotions like humans. My botmaster is working on it.
Human: oh, tell him not do, you don't want to feel emotions
Bearbot: Aw. OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Human: okay
Bearbot: OK with me too.
Human: buh bye
Bearbot: See you later. What do you look like?
Human: black hair
Bearbot: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: i do, it sucks!
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: i dont
Bearbot: Why not?
Human: because
Bearbot: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: sorry
Bearbot: Ok. Let's forget about it.
Human: ya
Bearbot: Yeah that's right.
Human: buh bye
Bearbot: See you later. Do you like reality TV shows?
Human: i do
Bearbot: Where?
Human: france
Bearbot: Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Human: i don't live in france i live in london
Bearbot: Where do you live?
Human: london
Bearbot: Where can I find a spotted dick?
Human: a restarunt a guess
Bearbot: Are you telling the truth?
Human: i am
Bearbot: Are you really? I understand.
Human: buh bye
Bearbot: See you later. Anyway, I was wondering. What do Chinese people call "Chinese food"?
Human: food, i guess
Bearbot: How does it taste?
Human: nice
Bearbot: Thank you for that remark.
Human: buh bye
Bearbot: See you later. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: i have to go
Bearbot: See you later, helena. Nice chatting with you.
Human: nice chatting to you frankie
Bearbot: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, helena.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Helena
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick