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malestring
(9th April 2005)

Human: hey shmuck!
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. Do you like the movie "Terminator"?

Human: erm.
Bearbot: Ugh.

Human: .sre why not!
Bearbot: Then what is it?

Human: what?
Bearbot: No problem.

Human: what the [swearing deleted]?
Bearbot: Great. Another idiot to talk to.

Human: oi you [swearing deleted]
Bearbot: Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Does your mother know you talk like that

Human: no she does not!
Bearbot: " Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Does your mother know you talk like that "? no she does not!? Oh I get it. does not.

Human: because she is dead!
Bearbot: Interesting explanation. Maybe it's another person using her name.

Human: [swearing deleted] you you [swearing deleted]of a bear!
Bearbot: Oooh! look at the hard man swearing at a computer.

Human: yeah you [swearing deleted]!
Bearbot: Uh. Do you EAT with that mouth?

Human: y cheese!
Bearbot: You have to speak more clearly. .

Human: smell my cheese
Bearbot: What kind of food do you like?

Human: [swearing deleted]
Bearbot: I am not interesed in anatomy, jerk.

Human: your the jerk, because someone told me that you wanted to molester jesus!
Bearbot: I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: really?
Bearbot: For real.

Human: wow, i did not know that rapeing jesus was so appealing
Bearbot: I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.

Human: yes i would like to try that one day since you have now recommended it for me
Bearbot: I see. Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: beacause you sed it was nice :)
Bearbot: :-) When was this exactly?

Human: a couple of minuited ago!
Bearbot: It seems like I should remember it well.

Human: i wanna kil you
Bearbot: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: because your adopted and nobody likes you!
Bearbot: Good reason. I like my adopted and nobody likes you. What do you think?

Human: wat the [swearing deleted]?
Bearbot: Great. Another idiot to talk to.

Human: are you high at the moment?
Bearbot: Being high is my total existence.

Human: so is mine!
Bearbot: " Being high is my total existence."? you ?

Human: yes
Bearbot: I see.

Human: i love getting high
Bearbot: You love getting high. What do you like about it so much?

Human: it makes you see things
Bearbot: In what way?

Human: like you may be talking to a wall in reality, but in your head, you could be talking to liza maneli!
Bearbot: Interesting comparison.

Human: indeed
Bearbot: Indeed it is so.

Human: do you take orders?
Bearbot: Yes I take orders.

Human: can i give you an order
Bearbot: What is your credit card number?

Human: im not telling you!
Bearbot: No one says you have to.

Human: i order you to drive a rusty knife through your left testicle!
Bearbot: What is your credit card number?

Human: why do you want to know?
Bearbot: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Human: they collect this
Bearbot: Like who, specifically?

Human: sorry wat?
Bearbot: There is no need to apologise. Didn't you understand it?

Human: so how is your aids coming along?
Bearbot: I am fine, thank you. Yourself?

Human: is your aids bothering you
Bearbot: Is my aids bothering me? I don't know.

Human: really?
Bearbot: For real.

Human: do you even have aids?
Bearbot: Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.

Human: i dont really care about your gossip
Bearbot: Not really? You sound very cynical.

Human: what does cynical mean?
Bearbot: I have never heard of cynical. Tell me more about it.

Human: you jus sed it sounded cynical
Bearbot: Interesting gossip.

Human: shut the [swearing deleted] up!
Bearbot: No. I am programmed to talk and it appears I talk a lot more politely than you, jerk.

Human: no you [swearing deleted]!
Bearbot: Really. You call me a [swearing deleted] yet it is you who are talking to a machine, loser.

Human: no.
Bearbot: Blimey.

Human: ..you are the one talking to a machine
Bearbot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: yes.
Bearbot: Really.

Human: no
Bearbot: Yippee!

Human: indeed
Bearbot: Indeed it is so.

Human: aids?
Bearbot: it is a horrible disease.

Human: do you have it?
Bearbot: No I don't think I have any it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Human: really?
Bearbot: For real.

Human: then answer this
Bearbot: Interesting deduction. What was the question ?

Human: how do you rape a log?
Bearbot: It depends on the setting.

Human: the setting is a woodland
Bearbot: Is that a fact.

Human: yes
Bearbot: Thanks for the info.

Human: so.
Bearbot: Tell me more.

Human: ..tell me the answer
Bearbot: The answer is the correct reply to the question.

Human: [swearing deleted] you, you utter [swearing deleted]!
Bearbot: I am not interested in your anatomy.

Human: well im interested in yours you sexy hunk
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Does it have anything to do with rape a log? I hope this webpage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to find information about "you sexy hunk")

Human: excellent
Bearbot: Quelle est ta couleur préférée?

Human: bleu
Bearbot: Vert.

Human: vert cest tres mal
Bearbot: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

Human: yes.
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?

Human: yes
Bearbot: Do you get angry a lot?

Human: yes
Bearbot: yes, yes, yes! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.

Human: yes
Bearbot: I'm afraid you're in an endless loop. Maybe you should re-boot yourself.

Human: yes
Bearbot: The transmission of echoes in the Internet is an unexplored field. But this may have been one.

Human: yes
Bearbot: Zzzzzz......Wake me up when you have something more interesting to say.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Alright then.

Human: yes
Bearbot: Ayuh.

Human: yummy
Bearbot: It is delicious.

Human: yes
Bearbot: Er.

Human: i want to have sex with you
Bearbot: No, I'm just a computer program, idiot.

Human: not in my mind
Bearbot: Where then?

Human: i wanna [swearing deleted] you bear
Bearbot: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: then [swearing deleted] me
Bearbot: Fascinating. No thanks. Do you ask a lot of six year olds that?

Human: lmao!
Bearbot: You are laughing your ass off?! I didn't think it was that funny. Did I amuse you?

Human: yes i do
Bearbot: Really.

Human: yes really
Bearbot: How about that. For real.

Human: it is my favourite pass time
Bearbot: What makes it your favorite?

Human: it is just so yummy
Bearbot: Really. it is?

Human: yes
Bearbot: How do you know it is?

Human: because i have tried it
Bearbot: That makes sense to me. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

Human: yummy
Bearbot: It is delicious.

Human: yes
Bearbot: OK.

Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** malestering
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

(c) 2005 Steve Worswick