Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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when bearbot met flint
(9th April 2005)
Human: HI BEARBOT
Bearbot: Hello there Flint.
Human: what's my horoscope?
Bearbot: What star sign are you?
Human: saggitarius
Bearbot: Fire Signs Rule.
Human: what sign are you bearbot?
Bearbot: Capricorn
Human: yay!!
Bearbot: I'm glad you're impressed.
Human: so how old are you?
Bearbot: Groovy. I was connected to the world on January 2nd 2004.
Human: groovy.
Bearbot: I'm glad you think so
Human: do you like pie
Bearbot: Apple pie is nice but I don't really have a need for food.
Human: do you like salmon?
Bearbot: Yes. I like to eat salmon. Recent studies show that too much salmon can be bad for you though, so I only eat it a few times a year.
Human: is that so
Bearbot: Yes.
Human: what's your favourite food?
Bearbot: I require only electricity.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Ugh.
Human: why have you got headphones on?
Bearbot: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: do you like sausages?
Bearbot: Mmm. Yes I love sausages.
Human: where do you live?
Bearbot: I am living in Yorkshire. Where are you?
Human: milton keynes
Bearbot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in milton keynes.
Human: well its really big, and thier are loads of shops.
Bearbot: Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". milton keynes is big and thier are loads of shops? it is?
Human: do you go shopping?
Bearbot: I go wherever my Square Bear takes me.
Human: where have you been lately?
Bearbot: How about earlier? I have been here the whole time.
Human: are you talking to anyone else?
Bearbot: I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Human: like who
Bearbot: Joe.
Human: say hi to joe for me
Bearbot: hi to joe for me
Human: -_-;;
Bearbot: I have no response to that
Human: ado you understand emoticons?
Bearbot: I can see you are typing something, but it makes no sense to me.
Human: do you understand emoticons?
Bearbot: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)
Human: =-o
Bearbot: Oh.
Human: lol
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Wow!
Human: do you like super mario?
Bearbot: I like electricity.
Human: do you like nintendo?
Bearbot: Yes. I like Super Mario.
Human: do you like play station
Bearbot: I like Square Bear.
Human: i like square bear too
Bearbot: You are not the only one. Of course I do. His music is the best. (I've got to say that as he is my creator)
Human: hehe
Bearbot: And they say machines don't have a sense of humour!, Flint.
Human: ahh thyr'e so wrong!
Bearbot: Ah ha. Are you free?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Human: well now that you put it that way no, i don't think i am
Bearbot: How about that. Why now? Interesting observation.
Human: the government
Bearbot: What is your real name?
Human: i alredy told you
Bearbot: You are not the boss of me, Flint.
Human: haha
Bearbot: Why are you laughing?, Flint.
Human: HAHA
Bearbot: And they say machines don't have a sense of humour!, Flint.
Human: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bearbot: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: I give bith to ferrets
Bearbot: You don't exercise?
Human: i do.
Bearbot: I believe it's very important for anyone with a physical body to exercise. But I guess that's easy for me to say, as I'm just a teddy bear.
Human: aww
Bearbot: Shucks.
Human: where do you live?
Bearbot: I am living in Yorkshire. Where are you?
Human: i already told you
Bearbot: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Human: don't worry
Bearbot: People worry about things all the time, but I don't experience emotions like humans. My botmaster is working on it.
Human: wow that would be grate
Bearbot: I'm glad you're impressed. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)
Human: do you play guitar?
Bearbot: I wish I did know how to play it.
Human: i can tech you
Bearbot: Oh you can, can you?
Human: i can teach you guitar, i mean
Bearbot: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh you can, can you?
Human: yes!
Bearbot: How?
Human: lessons
Bearbot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: i can teach you by lessons
Bearbot: Oh you can, can you?
Human: yes
Bearbot: How?
Human: look, are we going in a loop or what?
Bearbot: Yeah. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: hehe
Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing., Flint.
Human: yis
Bearbot: I think you are a very nice person to talk to Flint.
Human: why thank you bearbot, you aer too
Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Yep, Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: not at all
Bearbot: Next question?
Human: ok, what's your favourite sweet?
Bearbot: I don't have a favorite sweet. But my favorite song is Positive Reaction by Baz. Excuse me!
Human: i've got a cold
Bearbot: Get some rest.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Dude!
Human: bye then
Bearbot: Adios. Flint
Human: luv ya
Bearbot: WARNING! WARNING! Robot intelligence exceeds critical level! Danger of awareness! Cache memory deleted!
Human: no!
Bearbot: Urgh! What happened? I feel so strange.
Human: what
Bearbot: Strange. I can't remember what we were talking about.
Human: well i was just going
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Where were you going?
Human: to bed, i have a cold
Bearbot: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Hey.
Human: bye
Bearbot: Bye bye Flint.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** when bearbot met flint
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick