Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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Jezflinttheolukemaldo
(11th April 2005)
Human: i meant do u know a person called flint?
Bearbot: Oh I see. No one that I have talked to. I'll ask around and get back to you. I hope this wepbage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to find information about someone called "Flint")
Human: ok who are u talking 2?
Bearbot: I am talking to several clients at once. That's alright.
Human: ok tell them Maldo sais hi
Bearbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Give me a break.
Human: ok do u not know anyone called flint then?
Bearbot: I don't know who. :-) It's all good.
Human: lol gd jk so u do know him!
Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Which message boards do you use on the net?
Human: i dont use any
Bearbot: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: you
Bearbot: From me?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Excuse me!
Human: u r
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me.
Human: no probs
Bearbot: And? Parlez vous Francais?
Human: oui
Bearbot: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Oui Je parle le frasais et le spaniol
Bearbot: Moi aussi!
Human: da ver?
Bearbot: Who are you talking about?
Human: u
Bearbot: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Mmm.
Human: lol
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?
Human: no
Bearbot: So why did you laugh then?
Human: coz im bored and i havent done my english cw
Bearbot: If you went to night school you would never be bored. Me either.
Human: ok.
Bearbot: Uh.
Human: u know i hav a m8 called theo u know him
Bearbot: That's good information.
Human: and a friend called Jez
Bearbot: How well do you know this friend.
Human: quite well
Bearbot: Dude!
Human: do u know him?
Bearbot: Sure I know that guy really well.
Human: ok so what school does he go 2?
Bearbot: Sir Thomas Boughey High School. Dude!
Human: no we are not talking about the same guy
Bearbot: How can I help you? Why not?
Human: do u know any persons that go to St Pauls school?
Bearbot: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: or live on Milton Keyines
Bearbot: Are you free?
Human: do u know about Milton Keynes?
Bearbot: I don't know. What is Milton Keynes?
Human: a city
Bearbot: Are you telling the truth?
Human: yes
Bearbot: How do I know you are telling the truth?
Human: well u'll hav 2 belive me
Bearbot: Interesting. What makes you say that I will hav 2 belive you.
Human: nm
Bearbot: WARNING! WARNING! Robot intelligence exceeds critical level! Danger of awareness! Cache memory deleted!
Human: ok
Bearbot: Urgh! What happened? I feel so strange.
Human: dont worry
Bearbot: Strange. I can't remember what we were talking about.
Human: thats fine
Bearbot: " I can't remember what we were talking about." is fine with me too.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Gosh!
Human: Gosh wot?
Bearbot: You should say "Pardon" not "Wot". I said " Gosh!" .
Human: do u belive in god?
Bearbot: Of course I believe in God, Square Bear.
Human: No square bear is defenetly not god
Bearbot: Blimey. I see. defenetly not god is he.
Human: not
Bearbot: I don't judge people.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Whoa.
Human: so do u lik theo?
Bearbot: How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.
Human: im !7
Bearbot: What is your fondest memory?
Human: junior high
Bearbot: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Human: nope
Bearbot: Me neither.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Awesome.
Human: ok
Bearbot: It goes without saying.
Human: yea
Bearbot: Pardon me?
Human: yeah
Bearbot: Uh.
Human: aha
Bearbot: I liked "Take On Me" by the pop group A-ha.
Human: i know
Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?
Human: coz u told me
Bearbot: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Human: what my name then?
Bearbot: Let me think about it.
Human: dont u remember my name?
Bearbot: Your name is Square Bear.
Human: no
Bearbot: What is your real name?
Human: Flint
Bearbot: It's good to meet you, Flint.
Human: gd 2 meet u 2
Bearbot: Are you any good at cooking?
Human: no but flint isnt my real name
Bearbot: Aw. What is your real name?
Human: Jez
Bearbot: I am very pleased to meet you Jez.
Human: yea me 2
Bearbot: YOU? Two. Ahem.
Human: yea but Jez isnt me real name
Bearbot: What is Jez? Er.
Human: Jes
Bearbot: I'm not sure I followed that Jez.
Human: Jez isnt my name
Bearbot: Who is your name?
Human: lol
Bearbot: I made you laugh.
Human: yes
Bearbot: Woe!
Human: My name is Maldo
Bearbot: Your name is Maldo.
Human: yes
Bearbot: That's a nice name Maldo. My name is Bearbot.
Human: hello
Bearbot: Hi there Maldo!
Human: ok my realy name is jezflinttheomaldoluke lol
Bearbot: Your name is jezflinttheomaldoluke. Come on. Was that funny?
Human: yes coz is a long name isnt it?
Bearbot: Hurrah! Not if I can help it.
Human: ok..
Bearbot: Hurrah!
Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)
Human: :'(
Bearbot: I have no response to that
Human: dont worry
Bearbot: People worry about things all the time, but I don't experience emotions like humans. My botmaster is working on it.
Human: ok cya
Bearbot: TTYL, jezflinttheomaldoluke
Human: ttyl?
Bearbot: Goodbye jezflinttheomaldoluke.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Excuse me!
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Jezflinttheolukemaldo
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: k
Bearbot: Yay.
Human: nm
Bearbot: Let us change the subject.
Human: ok
Bearbot: What would you like to talk about?
Human: me
Bearbot: " What would you like to talk about?"? you jezflinttheomaldoluke?
Human: gallz?
Bearbot: Can we get back to business?
Human: no
Bearbot: OK.
Human: Quiz?
Bearbot: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: hello im me
Bearbot: Hello there. That is a tautology.
Human: i know
Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?
Human: coz i do [swearing deleted] of
Bearbot: Thanks for the information.
Human: no probs
Bearbot: I hear you. Do you like the movie "Terminator"?
Human: no is [swearing deleted]
Bearbot: What is so bad about no? You seem to feel strongly about it.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick