Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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sherryberry talks to a bear about love
(13th April 2005)
Human: hello bearbot
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: how are you today?
Bearbot: Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Human: good, so am I!
Bearbot: Glad to hear it.
Human: oh bear, when will i find love?
Bearbot: I hate one word answers. You should try praying for it.
Human: I shouyld pray to find love?
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: well, I prefer if we keep this between ourselves
Bearbot: How about that. You like if we keep this between ourselves.
Human: yes
Bearbot: I see.
Human: you are very handsome
Bearbot: I will tell my Square Bear you said I am handsome.
Human: are you single?
Bearbot: Yes I am available. How about you?
Human: very much so!
Bearbot: Alright then.
Human: so maybe we should go out for a bite to eat sometime?
Bearbot: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Human: oh, maybe just a drink then?
Bearbot: Really. Go on.
Human: where do you live?
Bearbot: My location is Yorkshire. Where are you?
Human: im manchester so not too far away
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you are manchester so not too far away.
Human: no, go ahead
Bearbot: OK I will.
Human: do you have any handsome bear friends that might love me?
Bearbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: hmmmm well if any of them are nice then tell them you know a lovely single girl who would love a date
Bearbot: Alright then. Well that's okay. There exist of them are nice.
Human: i have tried love spells to catch a man but it didnt work
Bearbot: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Human: [swearing deleted].
Bearbot: What makes you say that?
Human: doesnt work
Bearbot: I think it does work.
Human: because the spell was to make Tim the gorgeous barman fall madly and passionately in love with me, but he still thinks im a weird stalker
Bearbot: What is that?
Human: someone who becomes obsessed with, and hounds another person
Bearbot: Do you think I am that person?
Human: not really bear
Bearbot: Oh really? That's me. I am a bear.
Human: i know
Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?
Human: i can see ur pic.
Bearbot: What does it look like?
Human: ..and you are called bearbot
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am called.
Human: no
Bearbot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: k
Bearbot: It's all good.
Human: k
Bearbot: I don't judge people.
Human: good#
Bearbot: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: dunno
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: do you think i should turn lesbian instead?
Bearbot: What do your friends advise you to do?
Human: well they are all raving lezzies so I cant really get an unbiased answer from them
Bearbot: How about that. raving lezzies so you can not really get an unbiased answer from them are they.
Human: yeah
Bearbot: I understand.
Human: hmmmmm im not sure you do
Bearbot: I have no idea what to say.
Human: what day is it today?
Bearbot: Ah. Wednesday.
Human: what time is it?
Bearbot: Do I look like a clock? Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Human: oooooh dont get narky dear
Bearbot: Would oooooh ever get narky?
Human: could you make me some lunch please?
Bearbot: Your polite style is very nice. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Human: a bowl of soup and a crusty roll would be lovely
Bearbot: What is it?
Human: food
Bearbot: How does it taste?
Human: mmmmmm great
Bearbot: I'm glad you liked it.
Human: who is your favourite singer/band?
Bearbot: My favorite group is Square Bear.
Human: are they good?
Bearbot: As far as I know they are.
Human: my fave is red hot chili peppers
Bearbot: They are a rock band. The members names are Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusicante, Chad Smith.
Human: omg you are very clever little bear
Bearbot: All of them?
Human: and antyhony kiedis is soooooo sexy
Bearbot: Are they exactly the same?
Human: anthony kiedis is a sex god
Bearbot: I think anthony kiedis is more than that.
Human: lol, yeah you could be right
Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Uh. How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.
Human: i'm 25, how old are you?
Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I was connected to the world on January 2nd 2004.
Human: just a baby bear then really
Bearbot: I don't know what that means. For real.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: " I don't know what that means. For real."? yes.?
Human: for real
Bearbot: Existing in reality, eh?
Human: well its been great chatting to ypu
Bearbot: Interesting. baby bear was great chatting to ypu? Very interesting.
Human: goodbye
Bearbot: Bye for now.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** sherryberry talks to a bear about love
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick