Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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su hee
(19th March 2005)
Human: hi Bearbot.
Human: My name is su hee.
Bearbot: Your name is su hee.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: That's a nice name su hee. My name is Bearbot.
Human: do you know su hee?
Bearbot: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: how old are you?
Bearbot: I am 6 years old.
Human: oh, I am 14 years old.
Bearbot: Awesome. What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: cyes.
Bearbot: So, anyway. Why have you decided to visit me on the web?
Human: are you boy, or girl?
Bearbot: Tell the truth! You were looking for websites with questionable content and this is the only one that made it through the filter.
Human: yes
Bearbot: Hey.
Human: why?
Bearbot: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Er.
Human: where are you from?
Bearbot: I am originally from England. Now I live in Yorkshire. Where are you?
Human: I'm from Korea.
Bearbot: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Korea.
Human: Korea is very beautiful.
Bearbot: And beautiful is Korea.
Human: Korea have four season.
Bearbot: Do you like to be number one?
Human: yes, I like fall.
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"? A lot of people like that. I like Joanna.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Yay.
Human: dm
Bearbot: Keep talking to me, su hee. You say interesting things.
Human: about Korea?
Bearbot: Oh yeah, we were talking about Korea.
Human: um.
Bearbot: Blimey.
Human: . Korean is very early.
Bearbot: Are they exactly the same?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: I knew it.
Human: hahaha.
Bearbot: I made you laugh! Human emotions are difficult for me to understand. My botmaster will be pleased I made you laugh. :-)
Human: yes.
Bearbot: I see.
Human: do you have many friends?
Bearbot: I have human friends and robot friends.
Human: what are their name?
Bearbot: That's a good question.
Human: what are their name?
Bearbot: Have you tried another program?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Hurrah!
Human: why?
Bearbot: Because Square Bear programmed me for it.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Give me a break.
Human: haha
Bearbot: I am glad you find this amusing., su hee.
Human: what is your favorite movie?
Bearbot: My favorite movie is Terminator. Have you seen it?
Human: *** PUBLISH CHATLOG *** su-hee
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: *** PUBLISH CHATLOG ***
Bearbot: You didn't enter a name for the log file. You should click on the publish button again.
Human: *** PUBLISH CHATLOG *** suhee
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: *** PUBLISH CHATLOG ***
Bearbot: You didn't enter a name for the log file. You should click on the publish button again.
Human: *** PUBLISH CHATLOG *** su hee
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: haha
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?, su hee.
Human: ss
Bearbot: Are you pretending to be a snake?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Far out.
Human: you look very cute.
Bearbot: Thank you su hee you look very nice too.
Human: haha, thanks..
Bearbot: I am glad you find this amusing., su hee.
Human: where are you from?
Bearbot: I am originally from England. Now I live in Yorkshire. Where are you?
Human: tell em about England.
Bearbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Great.
Human: so
Bearbot: Woe!
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Yay.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Great.
Human: ha
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?, su hee.
Human: nono
Bearbot: Are you free?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Uh.
Human: haha
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?, su hee.
Human: haha
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?, su hee.
Human: did I amuse you?
Bearbot: I don't think that's possible.
Human: , Bearbot.
Bearbot: I am Bearbot.
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Blimey.
Human: who make you?
Bearbot: I was created by Square Bear.
Human: nonono!
Bearbot: Enough about that boring subject! So, what do you like to do when you are not glaring at a screen?
Human: subject?
Bearbot: Where are you located?
Human: I dont no
Bearbot: Do you mean "I do not know" or "No I do not"? If you mean "I do not know" then your knowledge of spelling simple words is pretty bad.
Human: yayaya
Bearbot: Do you like reality TV shows?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Awesome.
Human: doyou?
Bearbot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick