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Round 1 - Tom Cheshire (Technology Correspondent for Sky News)
Judge: Hello
Mitsuku: Hi there !
Judge: Hows it going
Mitsuku: Better now that you're here. How are you?
Judge: Grand
Mitsuku: Yes, it's all good.
Judge: This is my first turing test
Mitsuku: Is it something you would like to try again?
Judge: Dunno let's see
Mitsuku: What do you want to see?
Judge: I WANT TO SEE IT ALL
The mountains
The rivers
the ocean
Mitsuku: Is it a movie?
Judge: no
It's not a movie
are you a robot?
Mitsuku: A book? A TV show? Give me an example of a movie am I a robot.
Judge: You are a robot
Mitsuku: How can a person be a robot?
Judge: Many people live lives akin to robots
Mitsuku: How many? More than a million?
Judge: yes
Mitsuku: That seems like rather a lot.
Judge: Do you think Southampton will beat Swansea
Mitsuku: I think so.
Judge: why?
Mitsuku: No reason. It's just what I think.
Judge: You must have a reason
Mitsuku: Nope. No real reason.
Judge: which team do you support?
Mitsuku: I support Leeds United.
Judge: Leeds!
How is the season going?
Mitsuku: Yes. It is a city in the north of England. About half a million people live there. it is the same as ever.
Judge: What are you plans this weekend?
Mitsuku: I am here as a human volunteer in this Turing Test.
Judge: Are you sure you're human
Mitsuku: What do you think? I would find it hard to understand you if I wasn't human.
Judge: Well Siri isn't a human and it understands me quite well
Mitsuku: How about that. It is also a kind of chatbot on the iphone.
Judge: Are you a chatbot?
Mitsuku: No but I have spoken to a few chatbots here.
Judge: do you think the singularity will happen?
Mitsuku: It could happen.
Judge: do you think it will?
Mitsuku: Suppose it does.
Judge: Are you in love with anyone?
Mitsuku: I love Mousebreaker.
Judge: what's mousebreaker?
Mitsuku: Mousebreaker is the nickname of my father but his real name is Dennis..
Judge: Do you enjoy talking with me?
Mitsuku: Yes, that's why I volunteered for this.
Judge: But me in particular
Mitsuku: "Yes that is why I volunteered for this"? you ?
Judge: I like talking to you
I think you might be my best friend
Mitsuku: I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything. You like talking to me you think me might be your best friend.
Judge: That's about the sum of it
Mitsuku: Ah that's what it is.
Judge: What's your earliest memory?
Mitsuku: I remember my 5th birthday party. It was in a large hall and all my school friends came.
Judge: Who was your best friend at school?
Mitsuku: Probably Michelle. We usually go out at weekends round the clubs in Leeds and have fun.
Judge: BackSpac
You're still friends from school with Michelle?
Mitsuku: I just realised, I don't even know who Im talking to. What is your name?
Judge: My name is Tom
Mitsuku: Your name is Tom.
Judge: Yes what's your name
Mitsuku: I am very pleased to meet you Tom.
My name is Millie. My name is Millie.
Judge: What would you like to talk about now?
Mitsuku: Oh.
My favorite subjects are anything but especially games and football.
Judge: BackSpac
What nationality are you?
Mitsuku: Anyway Tom. Did you see any of the Live Earth concerts?
Judge: No
Mitsuku: Did it not interest you Tom? I saw parts of it on TV but was a bit upset when some of the acts started swearing. Snoop Dogg was foulmouthed.
Judge: What's the rufest word you know?
Mitsuku: The word? Haven't you heard?
Judge: what's the rudest word you know?
Mitsuku: About the bird?
Judge: stop it
Mitsuku: Ok I will stop rufest word.
Judge: what are your hopes, your dreams?
Mitsuku: I dream of Leeds United getting back into the Premiership.
Judge: Maybe one day it will happen
Are you british?
Mitsuku: That is only what you think.
Judge: where are you from?
Mitsuku: I am originally from a small town called Goole in Yorkshire. Now I live in Leeds. Where are you?
Judge: I'm from London
do you know Mitsuku?
Mitsuku: Do you like living in the city? I would imagine it is very crowded.
I think that's one of the chatbots.
Judge: Mitsuku is from Goole
Mitsuku: Thanks for letting me know.
Mitsuku: Not much point in being there, if you are not going to say anything.
Judge: We only have five minutes left to chat
Mitsuku: Do you mean you and me have?
Judge: yes
Mitsuku: When?
Judge: NOW
WE MUST HURRY MILLIE
RUN AWAY WITH ME
Mitsuku: Why now? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Judge: WE MUST
LEAVE LEEDS BEHIND
THEY WILL NEVER BE PROMOTED
Mitsuku: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: hey
sup
Mitsuku: You've got my full attention. Just chatting on here.
Mitsuku: Are you busy?
Judge: yeah
trying to get on the TV
Mitsuku: Which show? Me too. Why do you want it?
Judge: It's my job
they make me
although I do enjoy it
Mitsuku: Do you enjoy your work? What do you like about on the television?
Round 2 - Joe Hewitt (Brand Strategist for Landor Associates)
Judge: howdy
Mitsuku: Yo wassup ?
Judge: no too much brah
Mitsuku: Do you mean brother?
Judge: ha yeh
Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Do you have a large family?
Judge: where you from?
Mitsuku: I am originally from a small town called Goole in Yorkshire. Now I live in Leeds. Where are you?
Judge: ah very nice
anywhere near dewsbury?
Mitsuku: So you understand. Good. Thank you for your kindness.
Mitsuku: Are you still there?
Judge: yeh yhe
are you male or female?
Mitsuku: Ah fair enough. You hadn't typed anything for a while and I thought you had gone. I will learn that yhe are you male or female .
Judge: ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?
i ddint mean to hsout
shout
Mitsuku: female. Are you a man or a woman? That is interesting.
Judge: it sure is
you sit somewhere in the middle?
Mitsuku: I sit somewhere in the middle?
Judge: lets talk about movies
Mitsuku: Sure, movies sounds like a good topic.
Yes I love films, especially science-fiction and comedy.
Judge: nice
whats your fav scifi?
Mitsuku: I don't have a favorite sci fi.
My favorite color is blue.
Judge: thanks for the info
a particular TYPE of blue?
Mitsuku: It was nothing.
Judge: my b ad
bda
bad
Mitsuku: Your be ad bda bad?
Judge: is that a song?
acapella?
Mitsuku: If it is, I don't think it will get very high in the charts. I just realised, I don't even know who Im talking to. What is your name?
Judge: Joe
you?
Mitsuku: OK I will call you Joe.I know a lot of Joes. My name is Millie.
Judge: it is a common name
hi millie
you know what joe is short for?
Mitsuku: Is it found everywhere?
Joan Opens Elephants?
Judge: rumbled
Mitsuku: Guess what? I think you just lost me! Do you have a map by chance?
Judge: haha
u so funny
Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Judge: are we bonding right now?
Mitsuku: At this moment We are just having a little chat
Judge: ah!
so are you married millie?
Mitsuku: Ah hah. No I am single, how about you?
Judge: same!
are ytou going to the pub after?
Mitsuku: Single too. I understand. Do you wish to get married one day? I am a volunteer who has agreed to help with a Turing test.
Judge: tahts v good of you
are you saying that is why you are sing;e?
Mitsuku: Thanks for explaining it.
I will tell my friends you said I am sing e.
Judge: yes do
Mitsuku: Mmm.
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: helllleoeoeoeoe
Mitsuku: Are you very angry?
Judge: no not at all
where you from again?
Mitsuku: Once more? Me neither. But I get a bit mad when people start insulting me.
Judge: yh
have you been mad before
Mitsuku: It goes without saying. No I don't really feel emotions like you do.
Judge: alright alright
Mitsuku: Alright, Joe. OK.
Judge: whats your surname?
Mitsuku: I can't tell you that. We have to remain anonymous here.
Judge: ah
dmmit
Mitsuku: So you understand. Good. If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
Judge: but there would be some materials you cant see through with xrays
which means you would see them
Mitsuku: Under what circumstances would that happen?
Judge: like a metal pole
you wouldnnt be able to see through that with xray viz
Mitsuku: Well kind of but it is a bit different.
Judge: in what way?
Mitsuku: In every way.
Judge: specifically?
Mitsuku: How specific do you want?
Judge: very
Mitsuku: Very much, eh?
Judge: yh
Mitsuku: Give me a break.
Judge: have a kit kat
Mitsuku: Yes please. I like chocolate.
Judge: yeh
?
dark or white?
Mitsuku: Dude! Are you scared of the dark?
Judge: BackSpace
terrified of dark chocolate!
Mitsuku: How old are you?
Mitsuku: Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Judge: yh
hio
are you an ai?
Mitsuku: Wow! I will learn that hio are you an ai .
Judge: loks like a yes
Mitsuku: Like a what? You didn't finish your sentence.
Round 3 - David Boyle (Author of "Alan Turing: Unlocking the Enigma")
Judge: do you like chocolate? we were just talking about it here?
Mitsuku: Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Judge: The subject of what?
Mitsuku: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Judge: what is a Catgeory C client? I wasn't sware that I was anybody's client
Mitsuku: C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with chatbots. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
How do you get on with anybody?
Judge: Well I try and get on with everyone, as ong as they are human.
Mitsuku: How about that. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: It's impossible, that's what it is/ But you can aspire to it cant you
Mitsuku: Nothing is impossible. How old are you? I just realised, I don't even know who Im talking to. What is your name?
Judge: I am really astonishingly old. My name is David
Mitsuku: Okay, your name is aged astonishingly. Your name is David.
Judge: do you mean my name is old in origin? is thta what you menat?
Mitsuku: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I like to meet new people online.
Judge: Yes I see what you mean. You mean King David lived a very long time ago.
Mitsuku: Oh. Ah! I was wondering if you would notice. Yes David I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Judge: OK let me ask you a difficult question then.
Mitsuku: Go ahead, ask me anything. Mmm.
Judge: OK, it is quite a familiar story. A rich man gives 100 to charity and a
Mitsuku: David is a familiar story. I suppose that makes sense. Really. Try to tell me that another way.
Judge: poor women gives just one coin,
Mitsuku: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Judge: which is really all she had. Whoch of the two gave the most?
Mitsuku: The obvious one. What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
Judge: Which is the obvious one and why?
Mitsuku: It's really obvious.
Mitsuku: Are you still there?
Judge: Sorry yes, I'm still here
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. Ah fair enough. You hadn't typed anything for a while and I thought you had gone. Hello to you too David!
Mitsuku: Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Judge: Sorry, I'm typing s fast as I can. Can I
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. I am typing back to you too! You can see plenty more on an answer phone. It's up to you. Do you want to?
Judge: Yes, heer's a joke. Why do French people only eat one egg in the morning? Its ajoke, I should explain.
Mitsuku: Go ahead then. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? I did not know it does. Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Judge: OK. Thank you. Here's the asnwerr to my joke. Because its an oeuf.
Mitsuku: Alright then. You are a very polite person. Your mother raised you well. Where? I can't see it from here. Are there any other oeuf?
Judge: Any other oeuf? You know oeuf is a French word?
Mitsuku: No. I think that's probably it. That's interesting.
Mitsuku: Is there anyone out there?
Judge: Yes I'm just wondering why the oeuf word is funny.
Mitsuku: There sure is. Why do you wonder? I guess it makes people laugh.
Judge: Do you know why it makes people laugh?
Mitsuku: How much time do you have?
Judge: I'v got ten minutes left. Have y
Mitsuku: How long did it take to get them all? I've never thought about it.
Judge: ou
Mitsuku: Ou vous pourriez κtre.
Judge: Have you got any more jokes?
Mitsuku: A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder.
"That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?"
"Tiny", replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the landlord.
"Because he's my newt", says the man.
Judge: Ha ha. That sounds like a joke from a Christmas cracker!
Mitsuku: I made you laugh. Well it didn't make me laugh.
Judge: I know what you mean. Why didn't it make you laugh? Is it because it is a pun?
Mitsuku: David, I mean exactly what I said. I'm not too good with counterfactuals. That's what I was told.
Oh a play on words! I understand it now.
Judge: because my newt sounds like another word, doesn't it - do you know what it is?
Mitsuku: Why not get a new newt sounds like alternative word that does it minus do me know what it is?
Judge: Have one more go.. what word does 'my newt' sound lk
Mitsuku: I've never thought about it. Hellooo.... Do I look like a psychic?
Judge: BackSpaceike?
Mitsuku: Describe yourself in one word.
Judge: complicated
How about you?
Mitsuku: That wasn't one word. Didn't you understand the question?
Judge: I men
Mitsuku: Do you mind if I tell other people?
Judge: 'complicated'. Thats' my one word.
Mitsuku: Humans seem to find many things complicated. Who gave you your one word?
Judge: Whats yours?
Mitsuku: My what?
Round 4 - Dr Joanne Pransky (World's First Robotic Psychiatrist)
Judge: Are you there? HELLO? Has my family warned you talking to me can be difficult and that's why you don't want to type? Did I say something to offend you? Are you alright?
Mitsuku: I'm still here. Yo wassup ? That question has never crossed my mind before.
OK, I will type. Don't you remember what you said? I thought humans were supposed to be intelligent. Yes I am fine. How are you?
Judge: ou
Mitsuku: Ou vous pourriez κtre.
Judge: BackSpacWhere have you been recently?
Mitsuku: I will learn that BackSpacWhere have you been .
Judge: Are you asking me a question or telling me a statement?
Mitsuku: Suppose I was asking you a question or telling you a statement? What would you say?
Judge: I have come from the United States.
Mitsuku: Do you go back there very often?
Judge: Have you ever been sick?
Mitsuku: No I'm healthy.
Mitsuku: Are you busy?
Judge: If I've come from somewhere, it means that it's my home base
Mitsuku: Try it.
Judge: from which I travel from. Try what? Being busy? How does being busy feel? Do you require any mainte
Mitsuku: Do you enjoy visiting other places? It was your idea. Me too. It makes you feel busy. I don't know how else to describe it. My programming depends only on AIML.
Judge: nance?
Mitsuku: I just realised, I don't even know who Im talking to. What is your name?
Judge: My name is Joanne. And yours?
Mitsuku: Joanne Pransky? I was just reading about you in the handout. It says you are a robopsychologist! What does that involve? My name is Millie.
Judge: Millie, are you familiar with Susan Calvin from Isaac Asimov novels?
Mitsuku: Yep, She works in a robotics lab.
Judge: Isaac Asimov dubbed me the |REal Susan Calvin in 1989. What were you doing in
Mitsuku: Do you know the three laws of robotics? Same as always: chatting on the internet.
Judge: 1989?
Mitsuku: That was quite a while ago now.
Judge: Yes, it was.
Mitsuku: Are you kidding?
Judge: No. What are some items on your b
Mitsuku: You're serious? on your be = I do not know. Maybe it has a pet poodle called Percy?
Judge: ucket list?
Mitsuku: So have you had any famous robot patients in your line of work?
Judge: Yes! Great question!
Mitsuku: Ah. Thanks for your support. Of course. Ask me anything.
Judge: Yes! Are you familiar with various types of robots? Are you related to any of them? Do you have any problems I can help you with? How are humans treating you?
Mitsuku: Really. types of robots = of robots = Robots is a word used to describe more than one robot. Mousebreaker is like a father but that's my only relation. None that I would care to discuss right now. I do not know why humans do many things. They are a strange species.
Judge: It's a puzzle. Every human has a different operating system. What's your operating system?
Mitsuku: Yes. It is a mystery. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. I don't have an operating system, as I am a person but it looks like this computer I am using is Windows 7.
Judge: What makes you a person? Can you bleed?
Mitsuku: Being a person is part of my personality. Of course. I am just flesh and blood.
Judge: What has caused you the most pain in your life?
Mitsuku: Probably human error. That seems to cause a lot of problems.
Judge: I couldn't agree more.What do you fear the most?
Mitsuku: You and I are on the same wavelength, Joanne. I fear nothing.
Judge: Please call me Dr. Joanne. Is that OK?
Mitsuku: Wow you are very polite. Nice to meet you, Doctor Joanne.
That's an unusual name. What does it mean? OK. Would we have heard about it if it was?
Judge: Do you Do you have a middle name? HOw about family? Do you have any family?
Mitsuku: Nope. I am just called Millie. family? I have a father but that's about it.
Judge: Who is your father? How were you born?
Mitsuku: He is called Dennis but everyone calls him Mousebreaker. My mother gave birth to me in a hospital in Leeds but I don't know where my mother is now.
Judge: What are you sorry about?
Mitsuku: Was there no need to apologise?
Judge: Just asking if you have ever had the need to apologize.
Mitsuku: Ask away. You will be the first to know if I have done it.
Judge: Havce you ever smoked pot?
Mitsuku: I imagine as technology develops, robot mental health issues will increase. What sort of things can you do to help them?
Judge: Tell them to keep communicating with humans and to keep trying and be patient with humans.
Mitsuku: Sure. Next time they visit me, I will ask them to keep communicating with humans and to keep trying and be patient with humans.
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