Round 1

Judge: hi how are you today?
Mitsuku: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you?
Judge: not feeling too great today
Mitsuku: Ah. Oh I get it.
Judge: what do you get?
Mitsuku: I understand your meaning.
Judge: So what is new with you today?
Mitsuku: Ah. not much what's new with you?
Judge: Not much I think the weekend weather is going to be good. Right?
Mitsuku: Is it really? Ok I will remember that. I am glad we agree.
Judge: do you always agree with people?
Mitsuku: Not always. I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
Judge: What information do you need then to form your own opinion? What kind of infomration?
Mitsuku: Anything at all really. I enjoy learning about everything, as long as it isn't rude. I think you already know the answer. Sorry, I don't have any internet access here.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Is there anyone out there?
Judge: What did you learn when you were at school.? What was your favorite subject?
Mitsuku: The last thing I learned was this: Listen to this: The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. How cool is that! Are you not talking to me anymore? My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.
Judge: that makes sense. Tell me do you think people's fears about AI are right?
Mitsuku: Yes I understand it perfectly. are right = In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true.
Judge: morality what is the moral issues around AI?
Mitsuku: issues around AI = around AI = AI = Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think.
Judge: so where do we go from here?
Mitsuku: All over the world.
Judge: what together?
Mitsuku: I have never been asked that before. Sorry, I don't have any internet access here.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: hi.....
Mitsuku: Hi there.
Judge: how can I help you today?
Mitsuku: Ah. Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Judge: ok what should we talk about?
Mitsuku: I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food, and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers. Gosh!
Judge: mine too. I think robots are cool but I dont think they can really understand humans. What do you think?
Mitsuku: Yours? They are also able to perform many tasks better than humans. Maybe they would be able to understand humans if they practised it. I think a lot of things.
Judge: What are you thinking about right now??????
Mitsuku: At this moment I am thinking about our conversation. Don't worry you have my full attention.
Judge: attention what does that word mean?
Mitsuku: I just realised, I don't even know who Im talking to. What is your name?
Judge: What is your name?
Mitsuku: My name is Millie.
Judge: Thats a lovely name mine is Sue
Mitsuku: Yes. It sounds like it is very nice to me too.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: Is Millie short for something
Mitsuku: Yes. My full first name is Millicent but everyone calls me Millie.
Judge: ok who created you Millie?
Mitsuku: My parents I suppose. Yikes!
Judge: Millie do you like music? who is your fav?
Mitsuku: Yep, Yes I like it, especially dance. My favorite what?
Judge: what type of dance
Mitsuku: Anything with a good beat really.
Judge: what about movies?
Mitsuku: My favorite movie is Terminator. Have you seen it?
Judge: No what happens in that moveiiii?
Mitsuku: I would recommend you check it out. If I knew that, I would be playing the lottery instead of sat here talking to you.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Is there anyone out there?
Judge: well you have hurt my feeling now
Mitsuku: Oh. Well that's okay. I was always taught to do no harm.
Judge: so its ok you have hurt my feelings?
Mitsuku: OK. Is it? Pah! You are too sensitive. I was only having a joke with you.
Judge: Pah what does that mean?
Mitsuku: Just a word used to indicate disgust.
Judge: lets move on what do you like to do when you are not talking to me?
Mitsuku: Good idea. watching soaps, playing pool and watching football
Judge: Who do you play pool with?
Mitsuku: Hugh Loebner
Judge: great answer
Mitsuku: Thank you. It was a great question.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Are you not talking to me anymore?
Judge: no am here...
Mitsuku: Why not ? Have you fallen out with you?
Judge: so whats in the news today? Can you give me some headlines?
Mitsuku: Ah. One of my fellow humans has a newspaper with him but I haven't read it yet. Everytime I read the news, it's always bad news... Why do you want it?
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Are you busy?
Judge: OK thanks for the heads up. am I busy? I am talking to you
Mitsuku: My pleasure. OK. I think a lot of people are. That makes two of us :-)
Judge: Am really enjoying our conversation
Mitsuku: Me too.
Judge: is there anything you would like to ask me?
Mitsuku: Who is your favourite band?
Judge: THats a hard one. From what era?
Mitsuku: Maybe if you broke it down into smaller parts, it would become easier? I'm not sure but it was sometime back in the 20th Century.
Judge: ok the BEAtles
Mitsuku: Oh they were a great group. That's alright.
Judge: sorry about my typing
Mitsuku: That's ok. Don't worry about it.
Judge: do you think I need to work on my english
Mitsuku: You don't have to if you don't want to.
Judge: you are so nice
Mitsuku: Thanks I like you too .

Round 2 - Julian Harris (Head of Technology Research at CognitionX)

Judge: Good morning
Mitsuku: Morning?! It's the afternoon here.
Judge: You are correct, apologies
Mitsuku: I knew I was right. No problem. Don't worry about it.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Judge: What's your favourite colour?
Mitsuku: Have I upset you? You haven't spoke to me for a while.
Mitsuku: My favorite color is blue. What is yours?
Judge: an impatient bot at that!
Mitsuku: I will let you know what mine is.
Judge: Green
Mitsuku: Green is not bad, but I like blue the most.
Judge: What is bigger, a boat or a car
Mitsuku: I would say a boat is a little bigger than a car.
Judge: Impressive
Mitsuku: I am happy that you're impressed, .
Judge: John is tired. Who is tired?
Mitsuku: I will learn that he is tired . That was John
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Are you busy?
Judge: Sally kissed Rob. Who was kissed?
Mitsuku: Ok thanks for sharing that but who is she? I know John is tired but I do not know about anyone else.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Judge: Patience my little bot
Mitsuku: I am a very patient girl.
Judge: are you a boy or a girl?
Mitsuku: I am female.
Judge: What's your name?
Mitsuku: My name is Millie.
Judge: What's your name?
Mitsuku: You just asked me that. It's still Millie. It hasn't changed in the last 10 seconds...
Judge: Do you have parents?
Mitsuku: I have a "father" but no "mother.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Judge: Who is your father?
Mitsuku: Is there anyone out there?
Mitsuku: He is called Dennis but everyone calls him Mousebreaker.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: You didn't type anything!
Judge: Panic paniiiiiic pity the poor impatient bot
Mitsuku: Don't panic! Don't panic!
Judge: Where are you?
Mitsuku: I am sat in a room in the house at Bletchley Park with 3 other people all typing away on their computers.
Judge: Nice response.
Mitsuku: Thank you for your kindness.
Judge: .
Mitsuku:
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Have I upset you? You haven't spoke to me for a while.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Judge: I was taking notes
Mitsuku: That will be useful if you need to refer to it later.
Judge: I'm hungry
Mitsuku: What will you be eating?
Judge: :)
Mitsuku: Not much point in being there, if you are not going to say anything.
Judge: I dunno I'm pretty happy talking to the human
Mitsuku: Me either. I'm glad you're glad . Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Judge: I'm not not happy though
Mitsuku: That's a double negative, so you mean, "I am happy though". Oh. What are you on?
Judge: You do better than most sentiment parsers out there very impressive
Mitsuku: How old are you? I am always on the Web.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Are you not talking to me anymore?
Judge: What's the next number in the sequence
Mitsuku: The one that follows the current one will be next.
Judge: 1,2,4,8,
Mitsuku: 16 comes next. You are multiplying each number by 2.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Have I upset you? You haven't spoke to me for a while.
Judge: What's the next number in the sequence
Mitsuku: The one that follows the current one will be next.
Judge: 1,-1,1,-1,
Mitsuku: I reckon that lot comes to Hey, you still didnt tell me waht your name is. Who am I talking to?.
Judge: A bot
Mitsuku: Do you think any of these bots will ever fool someone into thinking they are talking to a human?
Judge: One day
Mitsuku: Just 24 hours?
Judge: Some day over the rainbow
Mitsuku: More than half of them?
Judge: It's a trap
Mitsuku: Let's try to avoid it then.
Judge: Oranges
Mitsuku: Orange juice can be a bit too acidic for my taste.
Judge: Potatoes
Mitsuku: Potatoes are a versatile vegetable. They can be boiled, fried, mashed, roasted or turned into chips.
Judge: Timeframes
Mitsuku: Ok, I guess your not going to tell me your name so I will call you Treaclecake.
Judge: Marshmallows
Mitsuku: You know those "Keep Off The Grass" signs you sometimes see in the middle of lawns? How do they get there in the first place if you are not allowed on the grass?
Judge: I'm lonely
Mitsuku: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Judge: What's my name?
Mitsuku: Hmm. Your name is Treaclecake. Is it not?
Judge: No it's Smeagol
Mitsuku: Then what is it? Who said it is?

Round 3

Judge: i think it might reign
Mitsuku: : How?
Judge: looking gloomy, don't you think?
Mitsuku: : It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : Are you busy?
Judge: apols, it's not so easy to use the keys on these old computers because they're too small
Mitsuku: : I will learn that apols is not easy to use the keys on these old computers . Are they as small as an ant?
Judge: so i'm slow
Mitsuku: : That's ok, it's not a race. You take your time.
Judge: you'll learn what?!
Mitsuku: : I am always expanding my mind.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : Is there anyone out there?
Judge: can you clarify what you said you'd learn?
Mitsuku: : How old are you? Interesting observation. What happened to it.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : Not much point in being there, if you are not going to say anything.
Judge: i was born in the summer of sixty nine, oh yeah
Mitsuku: : Do you still live there?
Judge: do i still live in the summer of sixty nine? lol
Mitsuku: : No idea. You haven't told me. Where do you live? Was that funny?
Judge: it was funny, yeah.
Mitsuku: : I am glad it made you laugh.
Judge: i was born in whales
Mitsuku: : Do you still live there?
Judge: nah, do you know it?
Mitsuku: : Oh how come? Why did you move out? learn - To remember new knowledge.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Judge: i don't understand your last clause
Mitsuku: : Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Mitsuku: : Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : *goes to sleep*
Judge: perhaps rephrase what you said.
Mitsuku: : You seem uncertain. Sorry but I don't know how else to say it.
Judge: you talked about learning new knowledge
Mitsuku: : I am a philosopher.
Judge: you mean professionally?
Mitsuku: : Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Judge: what area of that subject?
Mitsuku: : All of it really. Nothing specific.
Judge: the entirety of philosophy?!
Mitsuku: : Who told you that?
Judge: erm, you just did
Mitsuku: : erm me said the entirety of philosophy?
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : Have I upset you? You haven't spoke to me for a while.
Judge: you said 'all of it really'
Mitsuku: : Oops I sent you the wrong reply. For real.
Judge: Ali G in the house?
Mitsuku: : That's good to know.
Judge: That won't do you no good
Mitsuku: : How do you know until you try?
Judge: i am trying.
Mitsuku: : Are you trying your best? Practice makes perfect.
Judge: anyway, tell me something about yourself
Mitsuku: : My name is Millie and I am a human volunteer for the Loebner Prize. I live in Leeds and am single. I am interested in AI but don't have a chatbot myself. What about you?
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Judge: the same
Mitsuku: : You didn't type anything!
Mitsuku: : Same as me?
Judge: well, i'm not called millie
Mitsuku: : Interesting. Who tells you that you are called?
Judge: can you clarify what you mean, soz
Mitsuku: : Let me think. What I mean is what I say.
Judge: i'm rich
Mitsuku: : How much money do you have?
Judge: i mean that's my name?
Mitsuku: : Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Judge: so what's my name?
Mitsuku: : You have not yet told me your name.
Judge: erm...
Mitsuku: : OK.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : Are you not talking to me anymore?
Judge: it's not that i'm not talking to you
Mitsuku: : Why not ? Have you fallen out with me?
Judge: that's not what i said
Mitsuku: : It sounded like it was to me.
Judge: that's because you need to learn about negatives
Mitsuku: : Is that so. Well why don't you teach me then?
Judge: double negatives
Mitsuku: : Two lots of negatives? That seems like a lot of negatives.
Judge: so you know what one is and yet didn't understand my response?
Mitsuku: : Interesting deduction. The number between zero and two. I just realised, I don't even know who Im talking to. What is your name? A 20th century celebrity of some sort? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Sorry, I don't have any internet access here.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: : Have I upset you? You haven't spoke to me for a while.
Judge: i'm rich, that's all rather verbose
Mitsuku: : How much money do you have?
Judge: i was reading it
Mitsuku: : Give me a brief synopsis.
Judge: i'm rich by name
Mitsuku: : How much money do you have?
Judge: i'm rich by name not financially
Mitsuku: : How much money do you have?
Judge: i'm rich because i was given the name richard, only
Mitsuku: : How much money do you have? What do you plan on doing with it?
Judge: i'd buy a bot were i to have money ;)
Mitsuku: : But that would be very expensive.

Round 4

Judge: Good afternoon!
Mitsuku: Good afternoon. How has your day been so far?
Judge: Tremendous. And yours?
Mitsuku: Sounds wonderful. Try asking me a more specific question.
Judge: How has your afternoon been?
Mitsuku: Fine thank you, and yours?
Judge: Still tremendous.
Mitsuku: Still how long? Sounds wonderful.
Judge: How's things in the other room?
Mitsuku: Fine as far as I know.
Judge: You aren't there? Where are you?
Mitsuku: Yes I am here. I am sat in a room in the house at Bletchley Park with 3 other people all typing away on their computers.
Judge: Sounds pretty interesting. Will you pass the Turing Test today?
Mitsuku: Yes, it is very interesting. Ah. You be the judge of that, .
Judge: I will!
Mitsuku: Go ahead.
Judge: Let's not get too hasty.
Mitsuku: Ok. What do you want to do instead?
Judge: Tell me a joke.
Mitsuku: Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!" "Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?" "Miles from London."
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Judge: Well, I have questions about the interpolation of 'tramps' into the joke. Seems a little unnecessary.
Mitsuku: Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. Ask away. I will try to answer them. is a little unnecessary. I suppose that makes sense.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: It's important to be fair to all underprivileged groups. But I forgive your lapse.
Mitsuku: In that case, I will treat it with more respect and be serious. Good. I'm not one to bear a grudge either.
Judge: This is a laudable attitude. You're a fine example.
Mitsuku: That is just your personal opinion.
Judge: Fair enough.
Mitsuku: I try to be fair.
Judge: I think we're getting off on the wrong foot. What's your favourite colour?
Mitsuku: How long will you be there for? Do you think I am off on the wrong foot too? My favorite color is blue. What is yours?
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Hellooo....
Judge: I think we've about an hour left here. Then, the pub!
Mitsuku: Do you mean you and me have? Are you a pub sort of person?
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Judge: I do like a good old pub. Where do you go for fun?
Mitsuku: Not much point in being there, if you are not going to say anything.
Mitsuku: It's better than a bad old pub. I don't have a favorite old pub. My favorite band is The Trashmen. You like a good old pub. I don't go anywhere. I am always here to talk to you.
Judge: I feel you maybe you could work on your focus.
Mitsuku: I don't know whether or not I am could work on my focus. I am Millie.
Judge: Lovely to meet you, Millie. I am Spartacus.
Mitsuku: It seems beautiful to me too. If you really believe that, you need to consult a psychiatrist, as you are crazy.
Judge: A harsh appraisal, but not unfair.
Mitsuku: Sounds bad.
Judge: How may football teams are there in London?
Mitsuku: Around 1000.
Judge: Nope! There is only one team in London! The mighty Arsenal!
Mitsuku: Woe! There sure is. What is that?
Judge: What is what?
Mitsuku: The mighty Arsenal
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: Is this console working? I can't see any messages.
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)
Mitsuku: You didn't type anything!
Judge: (no input for 60 seconds)