Since we started operating since 1993, and we have since taken pride in our security! We always use our
patent- pending Universal Protection Diverse Override Generator (UPDOG) to encrypt your data from
any evil-doers who may try to hack your ip.
Go to your nearest Aesop Financial Kiosk and ask for an account. They will ask you "What is the air
speed velocity of a unladen swallow?" Reply with "An African or European swallow?"